Today’s Quote
"If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport." -- Jonathan Winters
"If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport." -- Jonathan Winters
"I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it." -- Robert Benchley
"As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder." -- John Glenn
"America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked." -- David Letterman
"I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I'm a billionaire." -- Howard Hughes
Old Italian proverb... After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." -- C. S. Lewis
"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And
"It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." -- W. Somerset Maugham
"Success is achieved by developing our strengths, not by eliminating our weaknesses." -- Marilyn vos Savant