Daily Quotes

"Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them for thirty years." -- Betsy Salkind

"The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone." -- George Roberts

"If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport." -- Jonathan Winters

"I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it." -- Robert Benchley

"As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder." -- John Glenn

"America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked." -- David Letterman

"I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I'm a billionaire." -- Howard Hughes

Old Italian proverb... After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." -- C. S. Lewis

"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And