Hand Safety Humor- “Or Not”
Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the klinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said,
“Let’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.”
Ole said, “I haven’t got da finkers.”
“Vhat do you mean, you hafen’t got da finkers?” the doctor said.
“Lord, it’s 2009 and I’ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could haff put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn’t you brink da finkers?”
Ole said, “How da heck vas I suppose to pick dem up?”
Thanks DE
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