“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” – Casey Stengel
“Sometimes a winner is a dreamer who just won’t quit.” – from the movie Rudy
“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”…
“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?” – Benny Hill
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t.…
“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for…
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