“Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.” -- Frank A. Clark
"If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead." -- Johnny Carson
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"Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them for thirty…
"The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone." -- George Roberts
"If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport." -- Jonathan…
"I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it." -- Robert Benchley
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"America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the…
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