"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." --…
"Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself." -- Harrison Ford
"When I am afraid, I put my trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust;…
"The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree." -- Spike Milligan
"Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I…
"We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea."…
“Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.” -- Frank A. Clark
"If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead." -- Johnny Carson
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